Category: Satire
LIMPWADS UNITE
Rapacious scrotomizer and national precinct captain Rush Hudson Limpball III, with fellow stooges Bitch McConnell, and Johnnie-Boy Boner, brandishes an elephantine testicle in a nutso effort to frighten bagless Democraps in the latest skirmish to take back Capital Hill.
Jobba Da GOP
What kind of people would sit idly by and allow such a declaration of War on our president— and our nation— to pass without aggressive action to vanquish such declared saboteurs of our way of life?
On A Wing And A Prayer
You just know Cindy McLame is making having Carmelita make her husband’s famous chicken wings today, using a recipe of Alton Brown’s, stolen off the internets an old McCain Family Recipe.
“O” Yeah.
Colorful surfboards grace the niches of the Obama Oval office; VP Biden, President Obama in Aloha shirt, some dude in a tie, Rahm in a jacket tie thing, and another guy in bizz drag. WASHINGTON — When eyebrows went up over Barack Obama‘s redecoration of the oval office with hand-painted surfboards, his senior adviser, David Axelrod, said: “He’s from Hawaii, okay?” …
NEVER FORGET.
Now that Bush the War Criminal President has been sequestered behind the federally funded gate on the dead end street in Preston Hollow or whatever the fuck the place is called, conservative revisionists are hard at work trying to erase the reality of the last eight years. And the good toads who were paid to wrap Teh Chimp in pleasing graphics during his campaigns hate to see their good gravy dry up, so they’re marketing a bunch of useless crap to squeeze whatever blood they can out of the 22 percenters who are teh stoopid enough to buy it.
Let’s Be Clear. . .
This is a And this wanker is the Even so, Of Americans think he’s a gift from They are simply So. If we want to do the Thing— then we had better UP— And Soon. Because when Shows up it will be to turn our world into a burned out cinder.
