Future News From The Other Side

Looking decidedly uncomfortable in the habiliments of their stature as last judgment defendants, George Bush and Dick Cheney stand before the Eternal Judge of the Ages. (Click) MANSONIA ONE — With eyes averted and lips cemented together as if to prevent himself from blurting out the truth, while his former vice-president grimaced and snarled in the face of his predicament, …

Israel Attacks US

Americans tax dollars hard at work Something I wish I had written. From Information Clearinghouse: January 01, 2009 — The government of Israel today launched a massive air assault on suspected terrorist targets along major coastal cities in the United States of America. In an operation termed “Friendly Enemy,” hundreds of Israeli F-16 fighter jets streaked across the Atlantic in …

More Bad News From The Great White North

Well.  It’s what she does up there, now isn’t it. * * (Photo credit— unknown)

Adrift In The Storm

This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. The entire cast is assembled here at the Centerville Recreational Facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attendance at this theatre.

Is It Teh Apocalypse Yet?

Almost. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TruQpJZkH3Y[/youtube]

December’s LIAR

The folks at LIAR Mag had it easy the past eight years. Who the hell could top this guy.

Bush: Still More Popular Than Cholera

According to an 11/10/08 CNN Poll, George W. Bush has the lowest approval rating of any US president since modern polling began. Nevertheless. . .