Limbaugh Goes To Hell

Chicken wingnut “Grand Pusbot” Rush Limpbaugh, in full wingnut regalia, photo-opped with the Satan Twins and their twin cats, Baal, and Chain, during his recent trip to Hell.

Republicans Eating Their Own, Update V

The Wasilla Hillbillies As Sarah’s gleaming White House carriage turns into a rotting pumpkin, this edition of Republicans Eating Their Own comes with the revelation that Sarah spent a wee bit more than $150k on clothes for herself, First Dude, and their adorable kids. Newsweek reports that: “…Palin’s shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. …

The MOST HIGHS Rule

“We leave you now to your own devices. Choose your leaders wisely.”

McUnderdog!

In one of the more surreal moments of an already surreal campaign, John McCain got into the spirit of the holiday by appearing in an amazingly creepy “Underdog” costume, while standing next to someone else dressed as Underdog.

Obama’s Big Pitch Misses

Just watched the Obama 30 minute ad, and to be honest, I have to say I had a hard time identifying with it.

New LIAR

Evolution? Nope. Sarah believes in Creationism. That means she believes that Noah had a little fruit fly cage aboard the ark, where he kept a pair of fruit flies, right next to millions of other little cages with pairs of insects in them. But. Sarah is clearly jealous of the little critters. They’ve been to Paris; she hasn’t.

THE FIRE THIS TIME

Use the force, Darth;  use all the force you want. (Click it.) Going through yesterday’s junkmail,  I notice one piece that proclaimed, “This is the Story of William Ayers. . . Terrorist.  Radical.  Friend of Obama.”  On the flip side:  “I don’t regret setting bombs.  I feel we didn’t do enough.” The “quote” was sandwiched between a 1968 booking photo …