HOCKEY MOM PITBULL V. BULLDOG BIDEN

It’s a dog-eat-dog world these days it seems, and when a presidential candidate throws down with, “You can actually see Russia, from land, here,” you should know you’re dealing with a Hockey-momming pitbull in lipstick. HOCKEY MOM PITBULL V. BULLDOG BIDEN What are some other supreme court decisions you disagree with? “Hmm; Well;  Let’s see; there’s huhhhhh, in the great …

The World Through Sarah’s Eyes (Update)

Ruh roh;  that Vladdamir Putin is rearin’ his head over there, agin. I don’t think he’s wearin’ a shirt, either. What do Bullwinkle, the Flintstones, ANWR, and Putin have in common? The most unqualified vice-presidential candidate in US history. One who believes that humans and dinosaurs walked the earth together; that Alaska‘s proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy and …

Killing Two Birdbrains With One Stone

Palin is “Religulous,” but Maher is “RiDICKulous.” Bill Maher‘s new mooovie, Religulous, is not going to make it on Sarah Palin’s “to do” list this year, or any other. And it’s a shame too, because Sarah Palin, if she had been willing to talk to Maher, would have been just the sort of interview he should have put in the …

Off With His Head!

Remember, McCain is the monkey who said he did not share his own economic adviser’s “views” when Phil Gramm’s mouth brought attention to his flaming incompetence and responsibility for the current fiasco. Since McCain’s views can move from one side of his mouth to the other in a matter of minutes, who the fuck knows when a “qualm” will become a “quarrel”??

Beyond the Palin

Ex-president Bush shakes hands with ex-president McCain, who was officially replaced as president today, after a stroke left him with the communication skills of a very bright rutabaga, (a cross between a cabbage and a turnip.)  McCain’s wicked shiner was not explained. Excerpts from Mark Crispin Miller:  (my emphasis) The choice of Sarah Palin has been widely and repeatedly assailed …

“Readiness” Verbiage Attacked

Sarah Palin lets a parrot give her talking points now;  she’s saving her voice for the debate with Senator Joe Biden. (Not everyone can see the clownface on the candidates;  it’s not your fault; blame it on the MSM.) Palin: “As fur foreign policy, you know, I think that I’m prepared and I know that on January twintieth, if we …