John McSame

Photo credit: Crooks & Liars Whether its tax cuts for the rich, Iraq, Iran, lobbyist love, opposition to the new bipartisan G.I. Bill– even torture– John McCain continues to morph into George W. Bush. Congressional Quarterly reports that in 2007, “Maverick” McCain supported Bush with his Senate vote 95% of the time, and thus far in 2008, a perfect 100%. …

Ahab McCain Lashes Himself To Moby Bush

Obama says that McCain is running for Bush’s third term. Sounds like a good campaign theme to me.

Waiting For The Storm To Blow Over

  Apologies to Thomas Nast for borrowing his September 23, 1871 cartoon captioned: “A Group of Vultures Waiting for the Storm to ‘Blow Over’—‘Let Us Prey” Yes, that’s Satan’s lapdog, Carl Rove behind her, so to speak. . . The media shit-storm over the assassination slur probably hasn’t reached full pitch yet, but who really expects it to even momentarily …

Holy Smokes! Billary Wins Kentucky

Proving the inventiveness of one her key demographics, white Appalachian males, Billary supporter and Darwin Award candidate, Roary M. Plosion, shows his contribution to Billary’s impending victory speech at the Democratic National Convention.

Billary Death Watch

UPDATED BELOW Slate has put up a new page that tracks Billary’s odds of winning ’08 the nomination, beginning with a generous estimate of 12%. (Someone from within their own campaign estimated it at only 10% last week.) One of the current theories as to why Billary is intent on destroying Obama’s rep is that if it doesn’t win them …

Seance Exclusive! Lee Atwater Says Clinton the Stronger Candidate

HOLLYWOOD, CA (C.U.News) The godfather of Republican dirty campaign tricks, Lee “Willy Horton” Atwater, revealed through one of the world’s most respected psychics today that Billary would be the stronger candidate against John McCain in the 2008 presidential election. In an exclusive interview granted to this reporter, the medium (who insisted on anonymity, and only after she was satisfied as …