Lou Dobbs Stupidity Blamed On Male Enhancement (Updated)
Lifetime Achievement Emmy Award winner and noted xenophobe, CNN Commentator Lou Dobbs announced today he is temporarily shutting the hell up.
Category: Teh Crazy
Bully Biff Beck
Just a few of the freaks that live in the head of Douche Beck. If you have the intestinal fortitude to watch Fux Noiz celebrity rodeo clown, Douche Beck, have you noticed how he looks and acts a lot like the quintessential Dick of the Back To the Future trilogy thing? Both share low intelligence with a penchant for bullying …
Hoisted On Their Own Retard
This is too good. From TPM: When it’s a choice between strengthening the Patriot Act, or showing up for the Tea Party Patriots, what’s a GOP lawmaker to do? We’ll give you one guess… Several Republican members of Congress yesterday blew off votes on the signature anti-terror legislation of the post 9/11 era to attend Michele Bachmann‘s Tea Party rally …
Conservatives Said To Be Changing Pledge of Allegiance?
One divisible nation under God? WASHINGTON — D.C. The Bachmann Turned-on Overdrive Tea Party turned ugly today when the Liberal Press got hold of Missouri Republican Rep. Todd Akin‘s apparent attempt to change the nation’s only agreed upon pledge of allegiance. Americans claiming to be true Patriots said they recognized immediately that Rep. Akin dropped the word “indivisible” from the …
Palin’s New Book
Here at US we just received an advanced copy of the cover of Sarah Baracuda‘s highly anticipated first work of historical fiction biography, Going Rogue, and we thought we’d share it with you. Until the actual text becomes available, we can only analyze the text on the cover itself. We found the main title, Going Rogue, confusing. “Going” is the …
Laura Ingraham: Right Into Teh Crazy Zone
Instead of Rod Serling standing invitingly at the crossroads of reality and the twilight zone, the wingut universe sees instead Yogi Berra and taken his legendary advice: When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Right into teh crazy zone. Exhibit One: Laura Ingraham’s appearance Sunday on This Week With George Stepanopolus Too cowardly to make her …
