HAPPY TALK

Having taken the first step along the path of compromise and least resistance… It requires a great and noble character, having started out wrong, to turn about and go right.  All too often one’s own mind tends to justify continuance in the path of error when once it is entered upon. —The Urantia Book

Christian Taliban To Burn Qu’rans

Christian Taliban leader Terry Jones burned in effigy in Afghanistan This Saturday on the ninth anniversary of 9/11, members of a small Muslim hating Christian group, ironically called Dove World Outreach Church, plan to burn a pile of Qu’rans to demonstrate their hatred of Islam. It’s not like we haven’t been down this road before. Five years ago reports of …

World Fail 101

Intractable international problems continually and increasingly reveal how ineffective— and unethical— it is for any single nation, like the United States, to assume the mantle of “World Sheriff.”

The Gimmick Of Mass Destruction

Joe Kieyoomia was a young Navajo soldier from New Mexico. In April of 1942, he was captured by the Japanese when the Allied forces surrendered the Philippines. . .

Vogons Step Into BP Spill

President Barack Obama and BP CEO Tony Hayward at a surprise meeting with Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. If you want to hear the poem, you must click it. VOGSPHERE — President Barack Obama met Wednesday in an unscheduled consultation with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council, to …

Wingnut Woodstock: The Sequel (Update)

A Foxbot eagerly awaiting his marching orders Following up on last year’s preview of the annual gathering of  CPAC convention, this year’s keynote speaker is none other than Glenn Beck. Other featured speakers include Dick Armey, John Ashcroft, Rep. Michele Bachmann, John Bolton, Andrew Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, Liz Cheney, Ann Coulter, Sen. Jim DeMint, Wayne LaPierre, and Newt Gingrich. That’s …

Miss Fortune Teller

Hypocrisy be damned, Miss Fortune Teller reads a teleprompter jab off her own fleshy-feely Telepalmer Deep in a Nashville fog, at the darkest time of night, A (Rogue) Miss Fortune Teller sat in a comfy chair As she engaged in an ancient ritual. The ones that had gathered did not see What the Fortune Teller was doing For she was …