The Devil Is In The Details

Jumping up and down like a demon-possessed succubus in a devilishly daring Satan suit, Michele Bachmann gave Herman Cain a little taste of hell on earth…

Sledge To The Face

Steve Jobs set out to change the world; not like a gentle Buddhist, but like a revolutionary, willing to throw a sledge hammer right in your face.

And The Winner Is…

Sure, it was just a few ignoramai who cheered for a man to die* because he didn’t have insurance coverage; but figure those few in every county of the U.S., and you start to see the problem of harboring large numbers of under-educated buffoons who have been granted the right of suffrage. …The Tea Baggers! I can’t blame anyone for …

Republicans— You’re Not Helping

Why won’t we rid ourselves of these troublesome hypocrites?

Back Draft Ricky

I didn’t think it was possible. But yes; Lil’ Ricky Good Hair has stolen the batshit crazy mantel from Michele Backmann the same way a 12 year-old bully steals candy from a kindergartener.

BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM

“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.

Left For Dead, Left For Good

Left for dead, left for good Left for dead, not understood But you…always came back for MORE