McSame: “We have to catch up to history.”

McSame demonstrates he no longer needs Cindy to access the internets* Apparently the McSame campaign is ditching their previous theme of building a bridge to the 19th century and are trying to co-opt Obama’s change mantram. I guess they figure that if voters perceive both sides as agents of change, McCain would be the “safer,” more experienced bet. Good luck …

McSame Tries To Flee From Bush’s Embrace

Bush: The Invisible Man at the Rethuglicans’ convention For the first time in pundit memory, the president and vice-president of an incumbent party, in this case the Rethuglicans, failed to make a live appearance at their party’s nominating convention. President George W. Bush phoned it in from the White House, while Vice President Darth Cheney reverted to form and was …

What Does The VP DO??

Damn!  That is one big MF’n chair! • • •

It’s McBush-Cheney!!

McPOW “naming” a vice-president is just a dog n’ pony show for low-info and rural Republicans

Biden. . . His Time

They don’t call him “Big Joe” for nothin’. . . Uh no, he’s talking about a fish he caught. . . Uhm, or how far away from the Presidency he’ll be come November. . . Yeah, that’s it. Obama-Biden. . .  Obama-Biden. . . Makes real good sense to U.S.

John McPOW’s Secrets

When the MSM pundicks start sniffing around this story, John McPOW may experience another, much more spectacular shoot-down crash and burn; one that will turn a war hero into a traitorous turd in one fell swoop. McKarma may prove to be a much bigger bitch than mere payback. For thirty years, agents of the GOP have invoked political strategeries to …

McCain Announces New Face

McCain with Lieberman and Graham, in sympathy makeup. (click) WASHINGTON — GOP nominee John Sidney McCain appeared on the steps of the Congressional Office Building today in clown-face makeup, and sporting a new tattoo on his forehead, which reads, “POW.” The Republican candidate for president said it reminds people that he has “returned with honor” from his imprisonment some forty …