Are Americans really dumb enough to swallow anything
just because it comes in a familiar package?
If you wanna taste the ruse, you must click it.
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If men would maintain their freedom, they must, after having chosen their charter of liberty, provide for its wise, intelligent, and fearless interpretation to the end that there may be prevented:
1. Usurpation of unwarranted power by either the executive or legislative branches.
2. Machinations of ignorant and superstitious agitators.
3. Retardation of scientific progress.
4. Stalemate of the dominance of mediocrity.
5. Domination by vicious minorities.
6. Control by ambitious and clever would-be dictators.
7. Disastrous disruption of panics.
8. Exploitation by the unscrupulous.
9. Taxation enslavement of the citizenry by the state.
10. Failure of social and economic fairness.
11. Union of church and state.
12. Loss of personal liberty.
—The Urantia Book
watch out for teabaggers’ houses on halloween. you don’t want this shitty candy in your kids’ trick-or-treat bags.
Now I’m worried; how will I spot the t-bagger houses? They can’t all have Obama burning in effigy in the front yard, can they?? What am I talking; I dont trick or treat any more! I’ve had enough tricks from those A-Holeos in Washington to last me three or four lifetimes.
I’ll just turn out all the lights and eat my own Halloween candy; and none of those NUT BARS, either!
still, be careful, terry. remember that halloween candy is evil. have an apple instead. the worst thing you’ll find in there is a worm. or a razor blade, but that’s better than demons.
Which end of the bar do you start with, if you wish to die more quickly?
Why, the far right end, of course… 😉
You just know that’s gonna leave a bad taste in America’s mouth…
And there’s a dozen warnings that every American should know by heart.