The Midnight Ride of Palin’s Rear

History Prof Sarah Palin reveals real purpose of Paul Revere’s famous ride While crashing Mitt Romney‘s formal announcement of his bid for the Rethuglican presidential nomination, world class media whore Sarah Palin had this to say about the real purpose of Paul Revere‘s historic ride: “He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our …

Get Ur Motor Runnin— Outta Here!

Palin parked her bus long enough to hitch ride on a Harley to pimp her brand On their yearly pilgrimage to Washington D.C. to honor their fallen comrades on Memorial Day, members of the Rolling Thunder motorcycle club found themselves with an unwelcome guest— camera moth and all around media whore, Sarah Palin. Think Progress reports: During the holiday weekend, …

Bachmann’s Brainless Trust

According to Michele Bachmann’s volatile new brain trust, the best place for a bomb— especially a “money Bomb”— is a bomb shelter.

The Grand Moff Is Off— To The Caymans.

Dressing up like the Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars has nothing to do with Harold’s errant biblical predictions calling for the destruction of the entire planet.

Newtster Nihilism

Newt Gingrich as the incarnation of Gozer the Traveler Two years ago, in Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought, I wrote: In their devastating November 4th defeat at the hands of an inexperienced, junior senator from Illinois, the Rethuglicans are in desperate search of a leader, someone that can match the intelligence, boldness, charm, and overwhelming popularity of Barack …

Rapture Rupture Fire Sale

For Sale: One slightly used Rapture Rupture helmet

Pendulum Waves

While ya’ all are waiting for tomorrow’s Rapture, enjoy this demonstration of harmonic oscillators, which if nothing else, suggests that there is more to the structure of the universe than initially meets the eye. Impish me, I’m thinking of laying out on my front walkway: a baseball hat, a shirt, a pair of jeans, and at the bottom of the …