New LIAR

Evolution? Nope. Sarah believes in Creationism. That means she believes that Noah had a little fruit fly cage aboard the ark, where he kept a pair of fruit flies, right next to millions of other little cages with pairs of insects in them. But. Sarah is clearly jealous of the little critters. They’ve been to Paris; she hasn’t.

McWARped

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7yDbwWNCUc[/youtube] Our economic woes have pushed the two wars we’re still waging out of the headlines. But our sons and daughters are still still fighting and dying;  our treasure continues to be wasted on Dick Bush‘s legacy of war crimes. Terrorists who would do us harm must be hunted down, but these unnecessary wars must end.  Only Barack Obama will …

Barackin’ Denver

Yeah, people behind me were pretty cool about my arrow. (click it.) DENVER — There was no time for blogging today! as Dr. Zaius says, because the main man was in Denver, and a few of us got together to wish him well, Tuesday after next.  Like so many in that crowd,  I never layed eyes on Barack. The distance …

THE FIRE THIS TIME

Use the force, Darth;  use all the force you want. (Click it.) Going through yesterday’s junkmail,  I notice one piece that proclaimed, “This is the Story of William Ayers. . . Terrorist.  Radical.  Friend of Obama.”  On the flip side:  “I don’t regret setting bombs.  I feel we didn’t do enough.” The “quote” was sandwiched between a 1968 booking photo …

Plumbing the Depths of Deplankitude

Sarah did a sitdown phone interview with James Dobson.
She may have even had some notes, but they didn’t have anything in them about the very very strong planks that form the floor foundation of the Republikin party. I can’t be sure if these are direct quotes, but ya know, I think they’re viry viry close.

Overlooked. . .

Seems like ages already, but it was just a week ago that moderator Bob Schieffer set the tone for the third and final presidential debate, by presenting ceremonial death jars to Senators Barack Obama, and John McCain.

Off the C*nt er, Cuff

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVSURlFoQs&eurl=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/21/mccain-accidentally-agree_n_136702.html[/youtube] I think you may have noticed that John McCain has been sayin’ some pretty confusing things, lately.  And it’s fair to point them out, if only because Republicans never miss a chance, in the face of every new McCain gaffe, (the sheer number of which are beginning to rival George Bush’s still accreting world record) to say, “Yeah, but …