Limpbot Champions Unionized Progressive Health Care

No Rush to judgment here Talk about being hoisted upon one’s own anal cyst encrusted pitard. After being released from Queen’s Medical Center on Oahu for a false alarm heart attack (mixing Viagra with Oxytocin, fat burners, steroids and eating like a pig can do that to ya), The Limp One proclaimed: The (confidence inspiring) treatment I received here was …

In The Tank For Conservatism (Updated)

During the past eight years, the Bushmen have done their utmost to entrench themselves behind political, financial, and ecclesiastical power. Their make-believe foreign policy has failed to do aught that it set out to do. Chummy self-serving alliances will never prevent world wars, or control the several most powerful governments. As long as America suffers from the delusions of national sovereignty right along with every other so-called sovereign nation in the world, War will continue.

Limbaugh Goes To Hell

Chicken wingnut “Grand Pusbot” Rush Limpbaugh, in full wingnut regalia, photo-opped with the Satan Twins and their twin cats, Baal, and Chain, during his recent trip to Hell.

Palintology 101

Sarah Palin will never hold national office, nor will any Republican at the presidential level for a long time to come. Why? Because America has uneducated jerks in it but is not a nation of uneducated jerks. The Republicans are done, hoisted on the petard of their own “southern strategy.”

The Presidential Rolodex: Why Billary Refuses To Go

[UPDATED BELOW] Comedian Jimmy Kimmel made an astute observation the other day: the only way Barack Obama can lose to Hillary now is to marry Bill. As the toxic oil slick from the wreck of the USS Clinton continues to spread throughout the once unified Democratic Party, the refusal of Billary to gracefully withdraw from the race is being spun …

The Manchurian Muslim Candidate

According to the tireless efforts of patriots like Matt Drudgery and Rush Limpbot, a political catastrophe of the highest order can still be avoided. In a scoop that left the MSM swooning with envy, Drudgery uncovered Barak Obama’s middle name. “Hussein. Hussein!,” thundered Limpbot in an exclusive interview I had with him today. “I mean, they don’t even try to …