Placating The Religious Right (Update)

When mere pandering won’t do

Oh Romney-O — Wherefore Art Thou?

WHEREFORE ART THOU, MITT ROMNEY? By Ralph Maxwell O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney? You flip-flop here, you flip-flop there, You flip-flop almost ev’rywhere. You ballyhoo what you’re gonna do And then you pull a switcheroo; You now malign what you found fine; Seems like you’ve got a jellyfish spine. Obamacare, by you begun, Now you’d trash it …

We Haven’t Run The Numbers

Ed Schultz is gobsmacked by Paul Ryan’s inattention to detail Picking up where we left off yesterday, documenting GOP Wonder Boy’s votes to explode the deficit while preaching fiscal austerity (and hypocritically requesting stimulus funds and then lying about  it, to boot), Rockin’ Ryan sat down for his first solo interview with, guess who, Fux News. Britt Hume asked him …

Let’s Get Down To Business.

The Comeback Team “gets down to business” by working out a few romantic moves on each other.

The Nature Of The Game

Village hack Joe Klein just doesn’t get it: How incompetent is the Romney campaign? They keep coming up with these stupid gambits–the last was the lie that Obama opposed early voting for members of the military in Ohio–that are shot down instantaneously (everywhere but in Fox-Rush land). And worse, the Democrats–who seem to have a superior oppo team–can often produce counter-stories, …

Latest Romney FAIL: Israel Version (Update)

Tisha B’Av — a 25 hour fast period that commemorates historical Jewish tragedies Willard just can seem to help himself from stepping in it. Mitt Romney Campaign Scraps $50,000 Per Plate Jerusalem Fundraiser On A Jewish Fasting Day Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign has been forced to scrap a $50,000 per plate fundraiser scheduled to take place during his visit to …

Pythagoras & Another Romney FAIL

Rafalga, the royal Romney family’s entry into the Olympics dressage competition Fresh from his disastrous debut on the world stage where he managed to insult his English hosts by dissing their preparation for the Olympics, preening prick and presidential wannabe Willard Mitt Romney slipped out of the country for what he hopes are greener pastures in Israel. (The NY Times, …