Politicizing Zappadan 2011

Two Hundred Motel security guard throws clown-suited Newt Gingrich out of Motel’s parking lot.

The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.

And The Winner Is…

Sure, it was just a few ignoramai who cheered for a man to die* because he didn’t have insurance coverage; but figure those few in every county of the U.S., and you start to see the problem of harboring large numbers of under-educated buffoons who have been granted the right of suffrage. …The Tea Baggers! I can’t blame anyone for …

Where Are The Leaders?

The old saw, “Every nation has the government it deserves” is nowhere more visibly apparent today than in the United States of America.

The Grand Moff Is Off— To The Caymans.

Dressing up like the Grand Moff Tarkin from Star Wars has nothing to do with Harold’s errant biblical predictions calling for the destruction of the entire planet.

GINGRICH WAS SLIMED

The Daily Show   DUBUQUE, IOWA — By now, consummate Gingrich Watchers have already seen the setup smear-job on presidential candidate Gingrich in the lobby of a Dubuque, Iowa hotel.  But shocked advisers for Gingrich are crying foul, saying it wasn’t just some “disgruntled, overweight, vicious Republican impersonator” who attacked Mr. Gingrich, but was, in fact, Satan himself. The Gingrich For …

Newt Bites The Big One

Newton Leroy Gingrich announced that “there should be no mosque near ground zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia.”