Oh. Just. Shoot. Me.

This controlling the narrative stuff by the McInsane campaign is really getting out of hand. Don’t they have anything better to do than exploit these kids for their sorry ass political advantage? From The Sunday Times September 28, 2008 McCain camp prays for Palin wedding The marriage of the vice-presidential candidate’s pregnant teenage daughter could lift a flagging campaign. In …

Who Does She Remind You Of? UPDATED

“And as our leaders are telling us, in our military, we do need to, ramp it up in Afghanistan, counting on our friends and allies to assist with us there, becuzz these terrists— who hate Amirrica, they hate what we stand for, with the… the freedoms, the democracy, the the women’s rights, the tolerince, they hate what it is that we represent, and, our allies, too, and our friends, what they represent.” Sigh.

Deh DeREGULATOR

From “As the sky grows” by Driftglass: …the candidates weigh in (all quotes for entertainment purposes only.) Senator McSame leaps boldly into the fray: “I Can Haz Always Been An Deregulator! Capitalism 4Evah! Wall Street Roolz! You know, back when I was a guest of the North Vietnamese, I too knew what it was to be heavily regulated!” One of …

Suppose McCain Gave An Orgy And Nobody Came

At rally yesterday in Jacksonville, FL., Rachel Madow reports that without his trusty sidekick Sarah Barracuda at his side, John McSame was able to fill less than 25% of the arena. She also comments on a rally in Nevada, where a local pol asked the crowd: Is this what 10,000 people look like? Er, probably not. The venue only holds …

Sailin’ Palin: Bush Doctrine— What Bush Doctrine?

YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!!Kill’em all and let God sort’em out!!!!

McViewed

[quicktime]https://www.urantiansojourn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/McCainsView-iPhone.m4v[/quicktime] Holy shit. The cahones on that old fart. If Cindy wasn’t set to come out he would have walked off during WaWa‘s bitchslapping of him. And what she slapped out of him was  a confession an admission that Palin’s House ‘o Pork didn’t happen while she was da governator, but when she ran Wasilla.  Why didn’t you say so!  …