CPAC 2012 Clown Show

Occupy CPAC featured a Fat Cat Rethug Strangling Working Man balloon The bat (shit crazy) clown signal shone brightly over D.C. this weekend, drawing an A-List of wingnuts to the annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) convention like moths to a flame. Our past coverage of the Wingnut Woodstock can be found here , here, here, here, and here. Last year, Coultergeist …

The Cult Of Grover: What Rot He’s Wrought

Have the Dems finally tired of being buggered by the mythical unicorn of bipartisanship?

Dancing With The Zombies

Cain’s chronic cognitive flatulence is early onset stage of Zombie-dumb

Hotline To God

The Republican Hotline to God has been really busy…

Herman Cain: Bizarro World’s Robbin’ Hood (Koch Bros Update)

  The Teabagger’ search for the anti-Romney has been a long and frustrating one. First came Michelle Bachmann. After winning the way overrated Ames Iowa Straw Poll in the same week she was featured on the cover of Newsweek as “The Queen of Rage,” staring into the camera like the batshit crazy religious zealot she is. In near record time she plummeted …

The Goofy, Bad, And Ugly

Will anything slow teh stupid that seems to flow with alarming alacrity from Lil’ Ricky’s pork-chop-on-a-stick-hole?

Fox News Announces Beck Replacement Shows: BOPRAH!

Just hours before his last show on Thursday, Fox News has announced that human tater-tot Glenn Beck will be replaced for the summer by a new gay talk program called, “BOPRAH!”