ALL HAIL THE GOD KING
We have reached a critical juncture in the New World Order’s plans…
The international banks plan to loot the people of the United States,
and the world, and turn them into slaves on a Global Plantation.
Tag: Satan
Dick Has A Turd In His Pocket
“We decided we needed some enhanced techniques.” —Dick Cheney “WE” did?? So, just who is “We,” Dick? Do you have a turd in your pocket? Surely you don’t mean that dry-drunk Bush boy, do you? Do you mean you and your daughter Liz, who, like you, doesn’t believe waterboarding is torture? Just merely “harsh” interrogation? You know, Dick, as a …
SATAN TRAPPED ME
If you wanna see it good, you must click it Carrie Prejean: “I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, “Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . …
Obama Nominates Satan To Supreme Court
Or so the Rethugs would have you believe. Obama hasn’t even compiled a list of nominees to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Souter yet, let alone chosen someone to replace him. Doesn’t matter, though. On Wingnut Island, the die has been cast. [Image from photobucket.com] UPDATE: Here’s what Orrin Hatch had to say on This Week: Well, it’s a matter …
All Hail Satan?
Who says wingnuts don’t have a sense of humor. Seriously. Who else would play Obama’s speeches backwards to try and find messages addressed to Satan.
ATTENTION CATHOLICS
Eric J. Lyman. ROME — The Vatican could be gearing up for an official call for a boycott of “Angels & Demons,” Ron Howard’s big-budget follow-up to “The Da Vinci Code.” And malevolent flying monkeys could be streaming towards urth as I write this. Avvenire, the Vatican’s official newspaper, ran a story in Friday’s edition noting that the Church “cannot …
Limbaugh Goes To Hell
Chicken wingnut “Grand Pusbot” Rush Limpbaugh, in full wingnut regalia, photo-opped with the Satan Twins and their twin cats, Baal, and Chain, during his recent trip to Hell.
