Seance Exclusive! Lee Atwater Says Clinton the Stronger Candidate

HOLLYWOOD, CA (C.U.News) The godfather of Republican dirty campaign tricks, Lee “Willy Horton” Atwater, revealed through one of the world’s most respected psychics today that Billary would be the stronger candidate against John McCain in the 2008 presidential election.

In an exclusive interview granted to this reporter, the medium (who insisted on anonymity, and only after she was satisfied as to my claim of being one of the world’s most diligent vagitarians) said that despite the difficulty in penetrating the third circle of hell, where Mr. Atwater currently resides, her confidence in the accuracy of the transmission was “very high.”

In a related development, Hillary Clinton, out on the campaign trail today in Prestonburg, Kentucky, cited Atwater’s former apprentice Karl Rove as confirming the psychic’s pronouncement:

“There has been a lot of analysis about which of us is stronger to win against Sen. McCain, and I believe I am the stronger candidate,” said Clinton, repeating a line from her stump speech. Then she veered from her usual argument.

“Just today I found some curious support for that position when one of the TV networks released an analysis done by – of all people – Karl Rove, saying that I was the stronger candidate,” said Clinton. “Somebody go a hold of his analysis and there it is.”

Yes, there it is. Rove joins his current employer, Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch, and former Billary basher extraordinaire, billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife, as Hillary BFsF.

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