“Neither. I am, I am a, ah, illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all the assistance I can get.”
However, that conflicts with another statement of his the other day, about how his search for a vice president was going:
“You know, basically it’s a Google. What you can find out now on the Internet — it’s remarkable.”
You ain’t seen nuttin’ yet, John…
UPDATE: DHinMI over at Dailykos provides us with a preview of the technological arsenal of the man who has identified the 20th century as his century.
Darren on 
jibby macaw on 
BlueNose on 
