Johnnie’s Verp or Veep?

Johnnie There will be more Wars Drill NOW!” McPOW holds his noses as he learns of his Veep selection; some observers insist he was actually verping— in response to Corporate America’s choice of younger, taller real president vice-president, Dick Mittens “Who let the dogs out?” Romney.

Oh and— Happy birthday, “Old Spice.” Seventy-two, is it?


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