Pentagon Deploys Spokesdrone To Deflect Reporters’ Questions

Top Pentagon Aide Debra Cagan

After a top aide to Def. Secretary Robert Gates, Debra Cagan told her British counterparts during a meeting that “I hate all Iranians,” the Pentagon has rolled out a new line of spokesdrones to avoid such PR disasters in the future.

The Onion has the scoop.

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