Jeb Bush stuck like glue to his brother’s catastrophic legacy
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA
1/6/09 [C.U. NEWS] In a tacit admission of the sulphurous stench that accompanies the name “Bush” in the political realm, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush filed a petition today with the state of Florida for a name change.
Apparently Jeb was taking a hint from a television interview done with his father, the former 41st us President George W. H. Bush, conducted by Fox News Sunday night.
“I’d like to see him be president some day,” the elder Bush told the astonished interviewer, Chris Wallace.
“Really?”, exclaimed Wallace. To which Bush Sr. responded: “Yes, I would. He is as qualified and as able as anyone I know in the political scene.”
And then in an understatement for the ages, Bush added: “Right now is probably a bad time because maybe we’ve had enough Bushes in there.”
He also blasted The New York Times for its “grossly unfair” criticism of his eldest son, the odds-on favorite of US historians to claim the title “Worst President in US History.”
No word yet as to when and from which Circle of Hell the award is to be given.
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Yes, of course Jeb is “qualified” to be president. He was born in this country, and doggone it, he’s old enough. From there, well there is no from there.
Not only does he bear the Bushtard’s legacy, but he’s a known Republican. Do the math: Bush + Republican = 27 Percenters = La Brea Tar Pit People.
Throw in the Traditionalists, too.
The change we need also includes a change from dynasty family politicians. Our problems list is so extensive that only real leaders with actual vision and real values can solve them all.
look at the size of jebbie’s head! jeezus, it’s enormous! if he is going to change his name, i would suggest he change it to easter island.