WASHINGTON — The swine-like souls of nearly thirty-six GOP senators have apparently been sent into a hapless Cantonese traveler. The demoralized and emasculated Republicans lost their souls Monday afternoon and within moments invaded a woman waiting for a flight at Washington’s Dulles airport. When their wasted souls recognized their predicament, they threw a protracted hissy fit, shouting epithets directed at liberal stimulus spending and Congressional leaders Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. All of the histrionics were spoken in Cantonese.
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The episode was said to be the first known multiple transmigration of souls since Jesus of Nazareth supposedly sent multiple evil spirits into a herd of swine over two thousand years ago. After nearly exhausting herself, the woman was prevented by airport security from entering a stall in the mens’s bathroom, and was escorted off of airport property.
what a shame she was prevented from entering the stall in the men’s room. the swine-like soul of larry craig was in there tapping his foot.