Madam Lindsay Graham hobnobs with the rotting corpse of John McCain at GOP headquarters, Sunday.
WASHINGTON D.C. — A puffy but erect Lindsey Graham appeared at the Washington DC GOP Headquarters, Sunday, with the obviously deceased, desiccated, and decaying Arizona Senator John McCain, where the duo attacked President Obama for not doing enough to lead the free world. Clearly frustrated, Graham said the president had been “timid and passive” more than he would like, and that the president was “S’pose teh lead the free world, not foller it.” When asked what specifically he wanted the president to say, Graham stroked his tie briefly and said President Obama should just be more “aggressive” and “hands on.”
McCain, officially deceased since election day ‘08, was held upright by the ever-solicitous Graham, but appeared to have difficulty collecting any thoughts worth speaking, but eventually said the prezdint could be “stronger,” and then mumbled “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran,” to the cadence of the Beach Boys song, “Barbara Ann.”
The news conference was cut short when the wind shifted, wafting the virilent stench of nearly four decades worth of Republican trash talk, which litters the entire headquarters grounds and averages over forty-seven feet deep in recent years. The Republicans, long oblivious to the gastly sight and horrendous odor, actually take great pride in the fact that all their trash talk is kept on premises and continually recycled.
Darren on 
jibby macaw on 
BlueNose on 
{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }
Which one did you say was the rotting corpse, Michael?
I fergit.
S
Shit; now I’m confused.
But what difference does it make.
i’m scared!!
lindseypoo is such a manly man. why, just yesterday, i heard he was swinging from the chandelier while holding onto capt underpants’ rotting corpse!
NO Ho W.A.Y. Hay. He’s afraid of heights; I mean look who he hangs with! That little stubby McDead guy.