Chuck Wanker Rides Again

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Rachel Weiner:

In a column Tuesday, actor and conservative political figure Chuck Norris argued that President Obama should release his birth certificate. Norris said that he finds it “a bit of a groundless stretch” to believe the president is not from Hawaii. Yet, he tells Obama, “Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision that is enabling the “birther” controversy.” And he adds that the president’s alleged reluctance suggests that he does have something to hide — even if he was born in the U.S.

Chuck Norris:

I agree with CNN’s Lou Dobbs, who was chastised by his own media outlet for demanding the release of your original birth certificate. Why was that such a bad request? […]Mr. President, as more and more people realize that you are refusing to release your original birth certificate, further questions will fuel the fires of debate or at least hinder the embers from ever being snuffed out. Questions such as, “Does it really contain the Hawaiian physician’s name?” “Does it disclose something other than his birthplace that he wishes others not to see?”

Um, like?  Obama was born with a Muslim flag birthmark?  A scaly red tail?  Horns?

Backing losers like Dobbs comes naturally to professional wanker, Carlos “Chuck” Norris, who in 2007 said, “I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.”

Hows that working out for ya, Chuck?


  1. Avatar mary b

    I agree. We do have the three, three, three nuts in one! (ROFLMAO).
    But now begs the question, will the so-called normal people (for I don’t think there is a true definition of normal) see the nuts for who and what they really are? As far as the birthers go I believe they will. But the people who are trying like hell to defeat any kind of health care reform at the town halls, I wonder.
    It never cease to amaze me how so many people so easily believe all the right wing lies. Can there really, truly be that many? Then I think to myself of all the people who voted McCain/Palin. But we have to subtract a percentage of that amount because we all know the voting machines were tampered with. (See They had a documentary out about it and therefore started their website.)
    We DO live in a scary world. Stupid is as stupid does and stupid kills a lot of people.

  2. Hi Mary,
    What a great idea; but it better be the long form; we doan want no stinkin certificate of live birth bullshit.

    As for what is wrong with those people— I’m sure it runs the gamut, but you have to wonder if the birthers are the deathers, and the deathers are the town hall screamers; so you have three, three, three nuts in one. Remember, the biggest problem is, you can’t fix stupid; we just have to outnumber them.

  3. I just love this. I hope these people continue to howl. I hope every Rethug in America stands on a podium with them. Perhaps we shall see the actual demise of the GOP before our eyes. They have a death wish, and I’m happy to grant it.

  4. Avatar mary b

    Obama has put his birth certificate online. What is wrong with these people? Like Jon Stewart said, they would’ve had video of Obama being born with Don Ho in the background singing and it still would not be enough for them.
    Ok. just to clear that up.
    We all (who still have working brain cells) know that Obama was born in Hawaii. But what about Palin’s son? I don’t usually like to even think about Palin and her son’s birth. But Palin’s story is just so effin unbelievable! And she keeps changing parts of it. And, she’s always claiming that the MSM keeps bringing it up, which we know is not the case. So why doesn’t she just post little Trigg’s birth certificate and then the ones who do keep on about it will stop? I know that she can’t go a day without some kind of attention, be it positive or negative, like a spoiled 3 year old. But by posting his birth certificate, she will end the rumours once and for all AND get the attention she craves! Hell, cable news will talk about that for at least a week. Then she can claim, once again, what a martyr she is. And how her poor, poor children are being picked on.

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