[You humans have begun an endless unfolding of an almost infinite panorama, a limitless expanding of never-ending, ever-widening spheres of opportunity for exhilarating service, matchless adventure, sublime uncertainty, and boundless attainment. When the clouds gather overhead, your faith should accept the fact of the presence of the indwelling Adjuster, and thus you should be able to look beyond the mists of mortal uncertainty into the clear shining of the sun of eternal righteousness on the beckoning heights of the mansion worlds...
—The URANTIA Book
I have one of those in my basement too, but I ran out old teevees to sledge hammer, and our #88 Toyota got recalled for bad brakes, so it’s all just sorta sittin’ there not Rube Golbergin’ anything these days.
I’ll sell the sucker cheap, I tell ya.
props, that was so awesomely fabulous! i wonder how many takes it took to get it just right. i loved it!