Na’vi Announce icuPAD

The icuPAD is a monster at 18″ by 27″ no human version is planned.
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PANDORA — While Apple and Google are busy dueling with each other over their silly little tablets, the “fictional” Na’vi Techno giant of Pandora, Ooogle, announced the release of their revolutionary icuPAD.™  Towering over human reporters as he levitated the enormous 18″ by 27″ icuPAD above his his eleven inch index finger, Na’vi Ooogle spokesman Recnod Kasoont explained the device is telepathically wired into the entire Na’vi population’s consciousness.

As the reporters stood there silent, Kasoont realized they had no idea that meant there was no “battery” to run down or recharge.
Kasoont said the icuPAd is realized in Unobtanium, which means it can be locked in any position by a conscious thought, and moved just as easily autonomically.

“So what’s the big deal?  I mean, what can it do that a number one American tablet can’t do?” said Fux News reporter, Iben Haddagin.
“It essentially links the Na’vi together as ONE;  for instance:  we can use the device to vote on planetary issues, experience global events and announcements, worship globally simultaneos— Interrupting, Haddagin said “Yeh yeh, but can you play any games on it like Resident Evil 4 or Grand Theft Whatever, ya know?”

There was a tense moment of silence before Mr Kasoont responded by lunging in Haddagin’s direction and emitting a loud hiss with bared fangs;  which effectively put an end to the presser as all earthlings moved immediately to the exits.

We hope to have more on the icu the moment the Na’vi let us back on their planet.


  1. Propagandee Propagandee


    Where there’s a will (market) there’s a way.

    I ‘spect that the rnc will be able order a pre-loaded porn model (pun intended) from a third party vendor in the near future.

  2. Propagandee Propagandee

    Gonna be buyin a pad for me mum for muthers day (her first computer). But I haven’t been able to locate a Na’vi model anywhere.

    Is there an off-world URL that can point me in the right direction?


    1. Well that’s cool! But forget about the Na’vi model; not only are they huge, they weigh 36 lbs., and the levitation capabilities don’t work with us two brain types. Sigh.
      And the word is there will be no more earth toads allowed back on Pandora until Cameron starts Avatar II. . .

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