Lord Andrew Breitwhorefin

If you want to jump the spark, you must click it.

Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife;
Doomed is your soul and-a damned is your life.

—Lord John Whorfin

Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy.
—Lord John Whorfin


    1. We have reliable information from a Mr. Big Bootey that Whorfin and Breitwhorefin were separated at birth. (Hard to imagine someone nurturing either one of them to adulthood, but there they are.) But I don’t believe for a nano that you were “shocked.”

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