Palin Visits China’s Hot New Spill

Wag-Hag Palin Oil
Crude oil started pouring into the Yellow Sea after a pipeline exploded last week, causing an enormous fire that burned for fifteen hours.  A Chinese firefighter swims past American Twitter Wag-Hag, Sarah Palin, to aid his colleague, who ran into trouble in the thick leaking oil in Dalian harbor, China.  The Chinese government says the oil slick has spread across a 70-square-mile stretch of ocean.  Mrs. Palin said she was there treading oil as a way of “refudicating [sic] Barack Obama’s horrible Gulf Oil Spill” by “cheerin’ on Chinese drillin’ efforts” in the Yellow Sea;  which isn’t all that yellow anymore.  If you want to smell the crude, you must click it.

*Original photo: AP Photo/Jiang He, Greenpeace


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