PINHEADBURG — Fox News racist pinhead Bill O’Riley [sic] lashed out at Fox fictional family, The Simpsons yesterday, for branding an animated Fox News helicopter with the slogan, “Not Racist, But #1 With Racists.” The ‘copter was flown in a recent episode lampooning Fox News. Or, as O’rally [sic] asserted, the Simpsons are “Biting the hand that feeds them.”
O’Righty [sic] went on to attack Fox News himself, alleging the fear-baiting network, overwhelmingly popular with low-IQ bigots, fundamentalists, sef-loathing haters, and racists of all stripes was allowing its cartoon characters to “run wild.”
That comment— and the promise of at least one moist and delicious deep-fried steak sandwich— was enough to mobilize the indignation of Simpson’s star doofus, Homer Simpson, who challenged O’Rully [sic] to an arm wrestling contest, to be conducted by Fox News chief swine, Roger Ailes.
In a statement obviously prepared by someone else, Simpson angrily denounced O’Rubby [sic] as just one of the “Silly-assed buffoons on Fox that pose nude as journalists, reporters, and sluts,” adding, “You run wild! You run wild!” Simpson was also apparently critical of the new “female face of Fox,” Megyn Kelly, saying “She has a giant head, and giant silicone… hair; and she’s all dirty and everything.” Kelly recently pretended to take her clothes off for some dweebs at GQ Magazine after they reassured her that the size of her head was “totally normal looking.”