Get Ur Motor Runnin— Outta Here!

Motor Mouth Palin parked her bus long enough to hitch ride on a Harley to pimp her brand

On their yearly pilgrimage to Washington D.C. to honor their fallen comrades on Memorial Day, members of the Rolling Thunder motorcycle club found themselves with an unwelcome guest— camera moth and all around media whore, Sarah Palin.

Think Progress reports:

During the holiday weekend, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin (R) reclaimed her favorite position — the center of media attention — when she launched a national bus tour. Palin’s first stop was a motorcycle rally in D.C. where she rode in on a Harley and proudly announced to a group of veterans and TV cameras:

“I love that smell of the emissions!”

Ironically, the same day Palin professed her love of carbon emissions, the International Energy Agency issued a dramatic announcement on the same subject: greenhouse-gas emissions increased by a record amount last year to the highest carbon output in history.

Don’t you too just love that smell of emissions in the morning? Smells like victory cancer money!

Palin claims that her campaign style bus tour has nothing to do with running for president next year, despite an itinerary that includes trips to New Hampshire and Iowa.  A paid contributor for Fux News, Palin doesn’t need what she calls “the lame-stream” media to get her message out.

CNN explains:

Palin to news media: Catch me if you can
May 31, 2011 12:16 p.m. EDT

Gettysburg, Pennsylvania (CNN) — Sarah Palin is going rogue again. Want to cover the potential Republican presidential candidate? Better bring your running shoes.

Unlike most carefully choreographed presidential campaigns that routinely release detailed candidate schedules, Palin’s staff is keeping most of the national news media in the dark about her political action committee’s bus tour this week.

The result is a chaotic game of cat and mouse, with the media frantically chasing the 2008 vice presidential candidate from one stop to the next.

When Palin made her final stop Monday in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, she told a pack of scrambling reporters to expect the unexpected if she runs for the White House.

“Oh, it would definitely be unconventional and untraditional. Yes. Knowing us, yeah, it would have to be,” Palin said.

It’s another maverick move for the former Alaska governor who has often had a tense relationship with what she often calls the “lame-stream media.”

Palin, a paid contributor for Fox News, told the network Monday that she is challenging reporters to keep up the pace.

“I don’t think I owe anything to the mainstream media. I want them to have to do a little bit of work on a tour like this,” she said.

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Why the M$M would even bother is a question it desperately needs to ask itself.

Motor mouth— the dark sideSarah Palin to the Lamestream Media– Kiss my cheesy ass!

5 Comments

  1. Avatar Seeing Eye Chick

    The other word they have for a poser like her: RUB.

    Rich Urban Biker.

    I heard a nasty rumor that [ex] Judge Roy Moore is running for president. Maybe she should be the albatross on his candidacy this time.

  2. Avatar Montana

    Run, Sarah run. Sarah Palin was so successful as a governor, she graduated early “Bitter Quitter”, she really is a “Dan Quayle” in heels. She clearly loves “dishing it out” but really can’t take it because she loves playing the victim card. Poor thing she fails as a VP candidate (her lie that her daughter was engaged was such a farce), her stand-up comic fiasco on the Jay Leno Show, please, her TV show canceled after declining rating, I guess her perpetual run for the White House is the only thing she can look forward to, but since she is a coward she will only throw small-minded rocks, poor thing. Since we already had an idiot “W” that caused our current economic debacle, America knows not to trust the GOP fools who flaunt the idiocy.

    You know what this current crowd of GOP liars want is to turn the United Sates into China, where only a few giant corporations run things, they own the factories, the apartments, the grocery stores, the gas stations, the newspaper and magazine publications, the radio stations, the television stations and you pay them and they get all the benefits, and if you do not like it go jump off a cliff.

    Well some Chinese workers seeing that as individuals they cannot progress have done just that by committing suicide. The current crowd of GOP liars want to abolish Medicare from the elderly, they want to abolish a woman’s right to choose and have control over her own body, they want to abolish collective bargaining rights, and on top of it all they want to blame the poor, the middle class and the public sector workers for a recession that the GOP created, while their beloved “Fat cats” continue to pay themselves exorbitant salaries, bonuses, fringe benefits. Yes this is the GOP “Radical Right-Wing Social Engineering” that they dream about. The win in New York was the beginning but the next will be Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, and later the other states of our nation. So run, Sarah run.

  3. Bikers have a word for what Palin’s doing; “POSER.”
    Come to think of it, “Poser Palin” sums up her entire career.

    p.s. Nonnie, isn’t cellulite naturally formed from LSM? That’s why she has it!

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