The Midnight Ride of Palin’s Rear

History Prof Sarah Palin reveals real purpose of Paul Revere’s famous ride

While crashing Mitt Romney‘s formal announcement of his bid for the Rethuglican presidential nomination, world class media whore Sarah Palin had this to say about the real purpose of Paul Revere‘s historic ride:

“He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.”

So, it was all about gun control. Also.

Who knew?

Just. Shoot. Me.

5 Comments

  1. Avatar SAMDON

    What ever you can imagine happening to the revelation , will happen.
    Will neo-nazis start using the name “Urantia” to expound on their beliefs ? YES
    Will racists use quotes from the book to defend their policies ? YES
    Will ” end of the worlders” , “new agers” , “mushroom eaters” etc find something in the book to support their beliefs ? YES
    Will leftist Sarah Palin haters dare to associate their opinions with the word “Urantia” ? Already happening.

    1. Propagandee Propagandee

      Hey gal– it’s yours if u want it. Or you could do a Sleazy Rider bit with her sitting behind Peter Fonda wearing a football helmet, huffing “the emissions.”

      Huffpo’s Jason Linkins has a great description of her in his weekly rundown of recycled establishment talking heads:

      Fox scores an exclusive interview with their own employee, Sarah Palin, who will hopefully tell us about that time Benjamin Franklin got struck by lightning and invented the kite, which he used to defeat the Sea Monsters in the War of 1812.

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