Candid Bachmann Photos Turn Up On Internets

 Posted by at 10:00 AM on July 23, 2011
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A happy pair of Bachmanns in their StillWater Minn. kitchen; looks like another loaf of fresh-baked bs is ready.

STILLWATER, MN — Late this week candid home security camera photos from the Marcus Bachmann residence were leaked to the internets. No claims of authenticity accompanied the photos, Two of which are from a kitchen security video, and show the Bachmanns in a somewhat dated kitchen, musing over an apparent baking catastrophe and reciting some sort of pledge— in the kitchen.

Kitchen security camera still shows a sweaty Marcus and clearly patriotic Michele reciting some kind of pledge— before breakfast.

No one has questioned Bachmann‘s patriotism since her pre-emptive attack on “Anti-Americans” in the Congress, and in particular, president Barack Obama. “I am very concerned that he [Barack Obama] may have anti-American views.” on national television in 2008.

Domestic bliss, anyone? The potential first lady “sucks it up” at home in the family den.

“Bachmann’s Corner” is what the lamers are calling this one, where supposedly Michele de-stresses with fresh grapes and a mysterious migraine mitigating device.  Note the ’50’s kidney table and minimalist lamp.

The LSM buzz this week was the disclosure that Michele suffers from migraine headaches, which led to immediate speculation that the photo of Bachmann “candidly” relaxing in her special corner, next to a device that has been tentatively identified as a 1950’s-era RotoplukerMigraininator” was actually intentionally leaked.

Bachmann gained notoriety by proposing the Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act, declaring global warming a hoax, and announcing herself spokes-queen of the Republican Tea party Caucus which she created.

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  8 Responses to “Candid Bachmann Photos Turn Up On Internets”


    Where did she get the 1950′s-era Rotopluker? I thought those were banned.


    You missed the home video of Sunday morning brunch…


    She should be wearing her tinfoil hat when next to the Migraininator….get better reception that way


    what a happy couple. even during a baking disaster, botox batshit bachmann looks ecstatic, and marcus look downright gay! 😀


    Ho, ho, ho! Hee, hee, hee! But where’s the Beaver?