STILLWATER, MN — Late this week candid home security camera photos from the Marcus Bachmann residence were leaked to the internets. No claims of authenticity accompanied the photos, Two of which are from a kitchen security video, and show the Bachmanns in a somewhat dated kitchen, musing over an apparent baking catastrophe and reciting some sort of pledge— in the kitchen.
No one has questioned Bachmann‘s patriotism since her pre-emptive attack on “Anti-Americans” in the Congress, and in particular, president Barack Obama. “I am very concerned that he [Barack Obama] may have anti-American views.” on national television in 2008.
The LSM buzz this week was the disclosure that Michele suffers from migraine headaches, which led to immediate speculation that the photo of Bachmann “candidly” relaxing in her special corner, next to a device that has been tentatively identified as a 1950’s-era Rotopluker “Migraininator” was actually intentionally leaked.
Bachmann gained notoriety by proposing the Light Bulb Freedom of Choice Act, declaring global warming a hoax, and announcing herself spokes-queen of the Republican Tea party Caucus which she created.