So it may can’t be too soon to start showing America just what a Trump “presidency” will look like. After all, it was many of those same sorry fuckers who elected Ronald Reagan, remember? And then they made it possible for a few jackasses on the Supreme Court to give George W. Bush the right to fuck America up for decades. Then, after a slight respite from the destruction and the near miraculous recovery from the impending apocalypse, thanks to Barack Obama, we find ourselves at the mercy of a complete and utter moron. Here is what I mean:
FOX: Mr. President, your first 90 days poll show that have not endeared yourself to an increasingly regretful, and on the liberal side, hysterical, public. Liberals have severely criticized you for what they call the “grotesque sacrilege” of your spectacular makeover of The oval office; what would you say to these silly critics, and will you consider changing anything?
TRUMP: with all due respect,in almost every case, the critics are a bunch of Democrat losers. They’re a bunch of whiney little dogs, and they make me really sick. Look. We have a lot of fun here at the Trump White House, my tremendously beautiful, my very very beautiful Oval Office, believe me. And to those little dogs— who let me say, are disgusting— believe me, and who are still licking their wounds, licking their wounds— from my tremendous victory taking the White House back from them, did you see we got the three hundred and six, an amazing victory, never anything like it before, and to those ugly little dogs I say, I will always do what I do— and honestly, you know, those who don’t like it, they’re losers and they should be fired, that I can tell you.
FOX: Mr. President, we totally agree; but they feel they have some “constitutional” right to complain, because of the controversy surrounding the Supreme Court’s decision which handed you the election with a near 700 vote margin of victory.
TRUMP: You know, I’m not going to get into that, you can argue all day with losers, and at the end of the day, they’re still losers!
FOX: I know sir, it is incredible.
TRUMP: So I’m continuing about the business of, you know, making great deals, making aMErica Great, making tremendous deals, believe me, I just can’t talk about it yet, but I’m threatening Iran, I’m threatening Iraq, I’m threatening ISIS, Syria, I’m really so busy, very very busy, already, threatening these loser nations, who are, honestly, in some cases, are sitting on OUR Oil, oil, didn’t I say we should have taken the oil, that I can tell you. I’ve always said, I’m saying and I’m going to make them deals very soon which they can’t refuse.
FOX: Mr. President that sounds awesome, and we, as always, thank you so very much for taking your very important time to talk to the American people through the fair and balanced orifice of Fox and Friends, the one and only official White House newsfeed trough of the American people.
TRUMP: Terrific, you know you guys have been very tremendous the past few months, convincing the American people, who I have to admit, you know, are not always the smartest people, they need leadership, especially those, you know a lot of them didn’t vote for me, bigly mistake, and we’ll be taking a look at that, believe me… Believe me.
FOX: Thank you Mr. President, and looking forward to seeing you next month.
TRUMP: Terrific, my aides Megan and Megin will show you out. Now, can we get the lighting guys back in here again, this still isn’t meeting my expectations, this artwork is not meeting the Trump lighting— Will someone answer that Goddamned phone?
I’m not making this dialogue up— and notice the same obsequious tRump licking tone…
BRIAN KILMEADE: I just want to hear Donald Trump’s explanation, because remember what happened with Gen. McChyrstal, where his staff thought certain things were off the record, and Gen. McChrystal never said anything, and it destroyed his career. And remember what happened with the UVA fictitious story, that destroyed a lot of people and a frat house at the University of Virigina. I want to get his perspective.
STEVE DOOCY: So this could, you know, is it another Rolling Stone hit job? We’ll talk to Trump one hour from right now, so put down that remote. Meanwhile …
KILMEADE: “Well by the way, the tone of the Rolling Stone article was a total put-down of Trump, and almost like a parody. Seemed like a hit job.”
DOOCY: “It was a very long and colorful story. How much of it is true? We will talk to the Donald about it”