PTSD-Crazed McCain Promises Future Wars

“It’s a tough war we’re in. It’s not going to be over right away. There’s going to be other wars. I’m sorry to tell you, there’s going to be other wars. We will never surrender but there will be other wars.” “And right now – we’re gonna have a lot of PTSD [post traumatic stress disorder] to treat, my friends,” …

’08 Election Results Accidentally Leaked

Friday The Thirteenth Has Forever Been Redefined WASHINGTON—Properly safeguarding the illusion of democracy is “job one” at Diebold, but nobody’s perfect. Our shadowy Overlords are occasionally exposed to the blinding light of reality when their computers hiccup, today revealing a McCain victory in November’s presidential election more than four months ahead of schedule. Not to worry. Television Networks, ever sensitive …

QURAN PRACTICE

Back in the day in America, we lived in a free country. In America, you could, if you wanted to, rake up a bunch of leaves and burn them, if you felt like it. Or you could burn trash and garbage in your very own trash barrel. You could fire up a chain saw and cut down a tree on …

AMERICA’S SHEET MONKEYS

      The scene from O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?— a comedy— depicts a Ku Klux Klan gathering where a black man will be lynched— in a base and brutal attempt to “preserve” the backward “cultural heritage” of racism.  Such events occurred in the United States with regularity as recently as the 1950’s.  You may be thinking to yourself …

Keith Olbermann Slams The War Criminal

Tell my children that I am not only tender of their feelings and patient with their frailties, but that I am also ruthless with sin and intolerant of iniquity. I am indeed meek and humble in the presence of my Father, but I am equally and relentlessly inexorable where there is deliberate evildoing and sinful rebellion against the will of …

The Voters Have Stolen My Nomination

Forget the Hitler vehicle, just enjoy the nasty dialogue and well-timed subtitles. (Not for milquetoasts, however.) This was a “video response” to the video above. Barfsoup is definitely in an orbit all his own. A MESSAGE TO THE BLOGOSPHERE (If you have an extra 7:57)