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Saved By Zeros

by Terry June 6, 2009

The Republican Party is rife with Zeros these days. The nine nincompoops above are just a random gaggle selected from the dozens and dozens of them pining to spend time in the GOPper boxes of national leadership-ness-ness. The assortment of war criminals, gas bags, elderly has-beens, living and dead, and a burgeoning bunch of weiner wanna-bees will continue to plague the nation until the electorate relegates them to the slag-heap of history.

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Dick Sorta Comes Out…

by Michael Hart May 27, 2009

Seems like you can’t turn on the tee vee these days without being assaulted by the tortured logic of Dick Cheney. His recent flailings have been focused on massaging a flacid argument for brutality against America’s foe’s, especially the one’s we have in leg irons. But now he’s managed to interject himself into yet another battle raging on the front lines of the war on culture culture war. Sure, closeted gay Republicans have become passé in Washington since the sequestering of the Bush sock puppet down in Dallas, but Dick is on the loose again, and this time he’s got a hard-on for sweet young stud named Spencer.

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They’re Here To Fux You Up

by Michael Hart May 1, 2009

Maybe Rush Limpbot will buy an island somewhere,
and you can all immigrate there, take a loyalty oath,
and form yourselves a little wingnut paradise.

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The Worst Type of Coward

by Michael Hart April 24, 2009

Beatings, partial drownings, slamming detainees against walls, punching, kicking, poisonous stinging insects, forced nudity, sleep deprivation, profound disruption of sensory input, exposure to extreme cold and heat, all of it was so very necessary in prying loose information the psychopathic former vice president claims would have been used to keep us snug and secure at night when we climb into our cozy beds, and he slides back into his box of sacred dirt. . .

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It’s Not Our Fault

by Terry February 11, 2009

At least some of the outrage that courses through the American psyche today derives from recognition of our shredded values of justice, and whether we can still claim we are a nation of law when our leaders suffer no consequences for their crimes.

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NEVER FORGET.

by Michael Hart January 27, 2009

Now that Bush the War Criminal President has been sequestered behind the federally funded gate on the dead end street in Preston Hollow or whatever the fuck the place is called, conservative revisionists are hard at work trying to erase the reality of the last eight years. And the good toads who were paid to wrap Teh Chimp in pleasing graphics during his campaigns hate to see their good gravy dry up, so they’re marketing a bunch of useless crap to squeeze whatever blood they can out of the 22 percenters who are teh stoopid enough to buy it.

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Let’s Be Clear. . .

by Terry January 22, 2009

This

is a

And this wanker is the

Even so,

Of Americans think he’s a gift from

They are simply

So.  If we want to do the

Thing— then we had better

UP—  And Soon.
Because when

Shows up it will be to turn our world into a burned out cinder.

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Obama Reads Bush The Riot Act

by Propagandee January 21, 2009

One could almost hear Bush grinding his teeth as he sat in the front row, forced by tradition to listen to Obama’s inaugural speech:
On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord. On this day, we come to proclaim an end to the petty grievances [...]

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Oh, By The Way. . .

by Terry January 17, 2009

Bush shorter . . . and worser . . . and eviler . . . than you ever imagined.
(Even worse than the clip right below this one, because more of it will sink in.)

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The Bush Billionaires

by Michael Hart January 16, 2009

Spent all your munny, yet? Did you burn through your extra cash on the holidays War on Christmas? That triple-bypass you need? The mortgage meltdown? Gas? Groceries? Well then, you needs you some Bush Bucks®.

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In The Tank For Conservatism (Updated)

by Michael Hart January 15, 2009

During the past eight years, the Bushmen have done their utmost to entrench themselves behind political, financial, and ecclesiastical power. Their make-believe foreign policy has failed to do aught that it set out to do. Chummy self-serving alliances will never prevent world wars, or control the several most powerful governments. As long as America suffers from the delusions of national sovereignty right along with every other so-called sovereign nation in the world, War will continue.

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Sunday Huff Poop

by Michael Hart January 11, 2009

Not possessing the steely intestinal constitution of the heroic Driftglass, I simply cannot breakfast on the barf of Sunday morning hurl coming outa the teevee talking head mouse circus, as only he can.  So I seldom miss reading what he draws from that frothy culture muck-pit.  It’s just one more great reason why he’s in [...]

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Israel Attacks US

by Propagandee January 3, 2009

Americans tax dollars hard at work
Something I wish I had written.
From Information Clearinghouse:
January 01, 2009 — The government of Israel today launched a massive air assault on suspected terrorist targets along major coastal cities in the United States of America. In an operation termed “Friendly Enemy,” hundreds of Israeli F-16 fighter jets streaked [...]

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December’s LIAR

by Terry December 19, 2008

The folks at LIAR Mag had it easy the past eight years. Who the hell could top this guy.

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America’s Nuclear Soul

by Terry December 17, 2008

Dodo birds like Gafney can blather all they want about how “delighted” they are about the necessity of offering upwards of 600,00 deaths on the altar of American hegemony. But the ingrown hypocrisy of incubating a staggering 5,500 nuclear weapons we reserve the right to use pre-emptively on any buddy we choose, is morally and ethically bankrupt.

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