DespOILing Urantia
With oil gushing from a hole it tore in the ocean floor, British Petroleum failed in its attempt to stem the flow with a giant metal box that looks like something from a Wiley Coyote cartoon.
Tag: Dick Cheney
BREAKING Dick Hospitalized
Former de facto President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with rectal pains, Fox News confirms. The 69-year-old war criminal…
Wingnut Woodstock: The Sequel (Update)
A Foxbot eagerly awaiting his marching orders Following up on last year’s preview of the annual gathering of CPAC convention, this year’s keynote speaker is none other than Glenn Beck. Other featured speakers include Dick Armey, John Ashcroft, Rep. Michele Bachmann, John Bolton, Andrew Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, Liz Cheney, Ann Coulter, Sen. Jim DeMint, Wayne LaPierre, and Newt Gingrich. That’s …
I Feel Rachel’s Pain
On her show Thursday night, Rachel Madow interviewed Mother Jones correspondent David Corn (two of my favorite people). The tag line describing the clip above, “Lack of an honest opposition lamentable”, while accurately describing the content, doesn’t come close to capturing the depth of the problem they address. Lamentable means “bad, unfortunate.” As I read the numerous socio-political-economic crises facing …
The Hindmost Returns
The Hindmost, a cowardly Puppeteer from Larry Niven’s Ringworld series Dickhead Cheney is at it again, criticizing President Obama’s response to the failed terrorist attempt to take down an airliner over the U.S. on Christmas Day. Seems that Darth isn’t happy that Obama is implicitly rejecting the Bush Administration‘s idiotic and counterproductive “war on terrorism” frame for something more rational …
Grayson To Cheney: STFU
Using the same words in the US Constitution that defines treason— aid and comfort to the enemy— former VP Darth Cheney (wheezing in a way I haven’t heard before), lashed out at President Obama in his tireless campaign to influence the jury pool preparatory to his inevitable indictment as a war criminal.
NIGHTmares IN WHITE SATIN
Imagine waking up reeking with sweat, trembling, and screaming, because you just saw First Princess Carrie Prejean leering at you over the chubby shoulder of President-Queen-elect Sarah Palin, while Mittens Romney, Second Princess, in full evening gown drag with magic undies ridin’ high, fawns over her other shoulder… and that roaring chainsaw sound permeating this paralyzing visage? It’s none other than the First Dude’s ATV, riding roughshod over Michelle and the kids’ vegetable garden…
