Grayson To Cheney: STFU

Saying the most with the least

Using the same words in the US Constitution that defines treason— aid and comfort to the enemy— former VP Darth Cheney (wheezing in a way I haven’t heard before), lashed out at President Obama in his tireless campaign to influence the jury pool preparatory to his inevitable indictment as a war criminal.

Shouldn’t be long before The Dick is on a continuous oxygen feed, and then a respirator. Unfortunately for him, his voice doesn’t contain the same resonant undertones that James Earl Jones brought to the iconic Star Wars villain.

The next time Cheney appears on Fux News, he’ll sound more like Dick Morris trying to talk with a prostitute’s toes stuffed in his mouth than Darth Vader, whose career path he most closely tracks.


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