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Brewing UP Trouble UPDATE 2

by Michael Hart April 16, 2009

The irony of protesting wasteful government spending by purchasing a million tea bags and throwing them in various bodies of water is lost on teh protesting Tea Baggers. Which “grass roots” group came up with those bucks? Then there’s the sheer craziness of middle class Republicans protesting the end of tax cuts for the wealthy (the way the Republican controlled Congress under Bush wrote the law in the first place) after the passage of the largest tax cut for the rest of us, in our history.

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Wishin’ Anda Hopin’

by Terry March 27, 2009

Buried under a foot and a half of snow will get you wishing and hoping for the warm sunny days of the future.  Especially a future with Sarah Palin and some other wingnut candidate of what’s left of the GOP, running against Barack Obama.
Not only will it ensure his second term, but the full exploration [...]

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Keeping Pests In Their Place

by Terry March 13, 2009

[T]he GOP may stand for something, but who can tell what it is? You can’t trust them to tell you what they stand for – they’ve been lying for so long that I’m not even sure that they know what their “core principles” are anymore.

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The GOP Burger. . .

by Terry March 6, 2009

In the movie Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson takes a bite out of Brett’s tasty Big Kahuna burger, and washes it down with Brett’s tasty beverage. It’s just a little scary pretext for the brutal destruction that is moments away.

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Palin Brings Crock to Georgia

by Michael Hart November 25, 2008

WASILLA — With the dust and turkey stench not even dry cleaned out of her the GOP’s clothes from her last public debacle, Sarah Palin is scheduled to troll for votes in Georgia for Senator Saxby Chambliss, the GOP’s dead ringer for Crocker Jarmon…

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John McPOW’s Secrets

by Michael Hart August 22, 2008

When the MSM pundicks start sniffing around this story, John McPOW may experience another, much more spectacular shoot-down crash and burn; one that will turn a war hero into a traitorous turd in one fell swoop.
McKarma may prove to be a much bigger bitch than mere payback.
For thirty years, agents of the GOP have invoked [...]

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McSame’s ‘Mock Obama’ Strategy

by Propagandee August 6, 2008

Latest Development in the McSame, Obama, Hilton Smackdown
In keeping with his campaign’s desperate attempt to ‘undefine’ him as “McSame” and to recapture his sullied maverick brand of old, John McCain went on the attack again yesterday, this time at the South Dakota Sturgis biker rally (where he babbled incoherently and tried to [...]

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Republican Dog Food, Par Deux

by Propagandee June 28, 2008

Spontaneous Republican Combustion
Five weeks ago I wrote what’s beginning to look like the first installment in a continuing series on the Rethuglican Party’s self-immolation. It began thusly:
Citing the public’s “. . .deep seeded antipathy toward the president, the war, gas prices, the economy, foreclosures and, in some areas, the underlying cultural differences that [...]

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Another Darth Cheney Lie Exposed

by Propagandee June 14, 2008

McClatchy News Services reports:
Cheney on Wednesday told the U.S. Chamber of Commerce that “oil is being drilled right now 60 miles off the coast of Florida.”
“We’re not doing it. The Chinese are in cooperation with the Cuban government.”
”Even the communists have figured out that a good answer to high prices is more supply,” he added. [...]

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