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The Three Witches

by Propagandee January 13, 2010

J’accuse!  Palin, Bachmann, and Cheney reprising the role of The Three Witches from Shakespeare’s Macbeth [with apologies to Johann Fusilli]
No dis meant to contemporary wikkans; some of my most memorable psychedelic experiences include what I interpreted as interactions with what The Urantia Book calls The Universe Mother Spirit.
But reading the following description from Wikipedia [...]

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Crazy Like A Zero-Tolerance Fox

by Michael Hart November 24, 2009
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After a rash of mistakes and apologies over the past weeks, Fox News has sent a memo to employees announcing a new “zero tolerance” policy for on-screen errors. FishBowlDC obtained the memo, sent last Friday, which warns mistakes could lead to written warnings, suspensions and termination. USojo, however, has obtained the rough draft of that memo, which we thought was a lot more insightful and entertaining:

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Apocalyptic Clusterphuquers

by Michael Hart November 19, 2009

Apocalyptic blowhards Jerry Jenkins and Timmeh LaHaye, co-authors of the hysterically ironic “Left Behind” series, join Sarah Palin’s fave buttboy, Sean Hannity in the latest conservatard craze, “Palin’ It.”

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When Teh SOCIALISM Comes!

by Michael Hart October 2, 2009

When Teh SOCIALISM comes… Teh Great White Stoopid will be dressed up like rodeo clowns and forced to live in feed lots with the other cattle. (If you wanna smell the cattle, you must click it.)”
Right to Far Right: Rush Limbaugh (with ginormous man-boobs), Michelle Bachmann, Jim DeMint (with banjo), Bill O’Reilly, Max Baucus (in [...]

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AUGUST WINGNUT

by Michael Hart August 10, 2009

Wingnuts are voracious eaters; they loves them some fried stuff. I’m a voracious reader; so when I happened upon a shiny new copy of WINGNUT magazine in the restroom of The Big Chicken in Marietta, Georgia, I did the Right thing: I totally appropriated it.

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Sean’s Latest Buttload

by Michael Hart July 12, 2009

]\Normally, it’s prudent to ignore Sean Hannity, an infantile little shit-stick who can look you in the eye and lie unblinking. But not today. This human shit bucket’s stock-in-trade is the intentional distortion of reality to fit his perverse and twisted notion of what it means to be an “American.”

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False Equivalency

by Propagandee June 13, 2009

Tweety during his silver tongued false equivalency rant
On his Hardball show  yesterday, Chris Matthews did a segment called The Hate Machine about the dog whistle relationship between right wing extremists and their “conservative” enablers in the media. Though he didn’t mention the inciters by name, I will– O’Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, Savage, and Beck being just [...]

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DICK

by Michael Hart June 4, 2009

Sorry kids, no time for blogging today, my socialist postal comrade just delivered the July DICK, which I usually use as a harsh laxative. Although there’s always a Dick on the cover, the mag is not totally dedicated to the current Dick ‘o the walk, Dick Cheney; they cover every swingin’ dick that’s made it into the Dickipedia, as well as most of the worthy contenders. But if dicks keep popping out of the woody-work, they may have to go to a weekly publishing schedule.

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Evolution Of Wingnut Deception Routines

by Propagandee June 2, 2009

“Look out behind you!” – An ancestral Rethuglican deception ploy

The ability of primates to deceive a perceived competitor for access to resources or mates conferred obvious survival advantages on those who mastered it.
So successful were the results that their victims had to develop effective countermeasures. In time, they evolved the ability to detect physiological clues– [...]

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Fourth-Degree Burns Not Torture

by Michael Hart May 23, 2009

WASHINGTON D.C. — An apparently tough as nails Sean Hannity of Fox News has personally undergone what he called a “fair and balanced interrogation technique” to prove a point: fourth-degree burns are not torture. Sporting a huge fourth-degree burn on his right cheek, Hannity was adamant: “harsh techniques” are simply nasty, but necessary techniques for “protecting our freedoms.”

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Anti-Obama Buckaroos

by Michael Hart May 18, 2009

Sean “Horse Apples” Hannity and Bill “Tiny Gerkin” OReilly are two Irish Blagards who would love to see President Obama destroy America, just so they could say “I told you so.” But if you can overlook that snit of insanity, you have to admit, they’re just too cute not to like, aren’t they?

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Amygdala Politics: How Glenn Beck Destroys Your Brain

by Propagandee April 9, 2009

Right wing fear monger, genus glennusbekasaurus
Anger is like a stone thrown into a hornet’s nest. —The Urantia Book
Anger interrupts the functioning of your frontal lobes. Not only do you lose the ability to be rational, you lose the awareness that you’re acting in an irrational way. When your frontal lobes shut down, it’s impossible to [...]

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Why I Love Michelle Bachmann

by Propagandee March 29, 2009

Michelle Bachmann bravely reporting from behind enemy lines
Over the last thirty years, the Ruling Class has funded right wing Republican think tanks to perfect the art of political propaganda. Ronald “the Great Communicator” Reagan was the perfect choice to kick off this new media era. During his acting career, Ronnie use to broadcast fake-live baseball [...]

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Wingnut Woodstock

by Propagandee February 27, 2009

A Ditto Head eagerly awaiting his marching orders

Attendees at this weekend’s Wingnut Woodstock (aka the Conservative Political Action Committee) began spilling out of their school buses today, a white smocked Christopher Lloyd checking their names off his clipboard.
The Dream Team of speakers include the usual suspects:
Bill “The Gambler” Bennett, Ann Coultergeist, Rick “Man on [...]

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In The Tank For Conservatism (Updated)

by Michael Hart January 15, 2009

During the past eight years, the Bushmen have done their utmost to entrench themselves behind political, financial, and ecclesiastical power. Their make-believe foreign policy has failed to do aught that it set out to do. Chummy self-serving alliances will never prevent world wars, or control the several most powerful governments. As long as America suffers from the delusions of national sovereignty right along with every other so-called sovereign nation in the world, War will continue.

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