America’s Nuclear Soul

Dodo birds like Gafney can blather all they want about how “delighted” they are about the necessity of offering upwards of 600,00 deaths on the altar of American hegemony. But the ingrown hypocrisy of incubating a staggering 5,500 nuclear weapons we reserve the right to use pre-emptively on any buddy we choose, is morally and ethically bankrupt.

Twas Teh Nightmare Before Christmas

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4y5sZKdI4[/youtube] A Lump of Coal. • No man was ever so much deceived by another than by himself. —Greville •

The Bush White Dog House

THE WHITE DOG HOUSE — The annual revelation that a little black scottie dog runs the White House was again met with shock and anger by too few normal human beings. “Barney,” aka “Bushmaster,” was again portrayed as the driving force behind the White House Christmas celebration by a cloying gaggle of the Bush family, gathered around the fireplace.

The Day The Earth Fought Back

It’s not nice to fool with mother nature, especially when she comes armed with a bad-ass 28′ high robot named GORT. Such is the lesson of the remake of the classic 1951 sci-fi film, The Day the Earth Stood Still. The original was set in the context of the Cold War between the US and the Soviet Union, when nuclear …

The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

Frank Vincent Zappa, Urantian musician, was resurrected on the third period following his physical death on December 4, 1993. He was as surprised as any resurrectee that comes through here, pretty much a fucked-up agnostic who thought he was just another burnt weenie. But Frank is quick, clever, and smart, and got with the program from day one…

Weasels Ripped My Exoskeleton

WASHINGTON — Senate Republicans, led by android creep pussbag Mitch McConnell, crapped all over the last day of Zappadan by pretending the anti-American obstructionist bullshit which continues to flow from every pore of the fascist Republican cabal was actually just them insisting on their “…right to participate in the the legislative process.”