Super Money Man

Those tiny little SuperMoneyMan shoulders can carry around millions of dollars, but they are just too small to carry the problems of the poor.

The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress

“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon, and it will be American”

Satan Stands With Newt

Newt Gingrich just happens to be the finest example of an amoral leader America has ever produced— and that’s why he has my complete incendiary support.

Happy Holidays

The entire cast and crew of USojo take this opportunity to wish you the very best. . .

January LIAR

The January LIAR takes on Newter’s split personality; seriously— only two??

Zappadan Closes

When you’re really jonesin’ for Things That Look Like Meat, there’s only one place you can satisfy that craving.

Dogging Obama

“…wherever the president appears, I will appear four hours later.”