From “As the sky grows” by Driftglass: …the candidates weigh in (all quotes for entertainment purposes only.) Senator McSame leaps boldly into the fray: “I Can Haz Always Been An Deregulator! Capitalism 4Evah! Wall Street Roolz! You know, back when I was a guest of the North Vietnamese, I too knew what it was to be heavily regulated!” One of …
“The fish love to be around those rigs.” This means they think off-shore drilling is not only safe but necessary. But will they love to be around China’s oil rigs off Cuba? You need to ask?? More than 600,000 Americans have lost their jobs since January. Home foreclosures are skyrocketing, and home values are plunging. Wall Street is hemorrhaging like …
The Obama folks once again understate the obvious. Black Monday rolls into town today with a distinctively oily hue and cry, and that fulminating hoard of rats you see running along the bulwark are not rushing out to see the latest Pirates of the Caribbean folderal, but are enjoying a bout of panic brought on by another classic Film Noir: …
Back to the Future: The New Republican Party really was the party of change As an American, I was horrified that he picked her. But that’s all water under the “Bridge to Nowhere,” now isn’t. When she became mayor of Wasilla, nobody thought much about it when she fired most of the experienced staff she inherited, and brought in her …
Johnnie “There will be more Wars Drill NOW!” McPOW holds his noses as he learns of his Veep selection; some observers insist he was actually verping— in response to Corporate America’s choice of younger, taller real president vice-president, Dick Mittens “Who let the dogs out?” Romney. Oh and— Happy birthday, “Old Spice.” Seventy-two, is it? Nice.
“I’m upset,” Kathleen Portalski says. “I’m angry. It makes me feel like a nonperson, kind of.” Texas GOP Targets Obama’s Kenyan Half-Brother Ready for some Republican values? The short bus Texas GOP is responsible for the latest demonstration of the ravages of Conservatism, a disease largely found in Republican Americans. The ad, narrated by what sounds like a Texas high …
