The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.

Declaration of the Occupation of New York City

Declaration of the Occupation of New York City

And The Winner Is…

Sure, it was just a few ignoramai who cheered for a man to die* because he didn’t have insurance coverage; but figure those few in every county of the U.S., and you start to see the problem of harboring large numbers of under-educated buffoons who have been granted the right of suffrage. …The Tea Baggers! I can’t blame anyone for …

The Goofy, Bad, And Ugly

Will anything slow teh stupid that seems to flow with alarming alacrity from Lil’ Ricky’s pork-chop-on-a-stick-hole?

Marcus Bachmann: Grey Eminence In Waiting?

Marcus Bachmann: Our future fabulous Grey Eminence? Fresh from her less than one percentage point win over Ron Paul in the Iowa straw poll, Michelle Bachmann was interviewed Sunday on Meet the Press. Host David Gregory repeated a question originally put to her by Byron York during Friday night’s debate concerning her fundamentalist religious beliefs, which she has made an …

Romney-Bachmann Ticket Would Have Foster Child

It’s Back To The Future Friday, kids, and you know what that means— supercilious speculations are in order.

Don’t Be A Sucker

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXEKi4HS6GY&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]   Throughout the vicissitudes of life, remember always to love one another. Do not strive with men, even with unbelievers.  Show mercy even to those who despitefully abuse you.  Show yourselves to be loyal citizens, upright artisans, praiseworthy neighbors, devoted kinsmen, understanding parents, and sincere believers in the brotherhood of the Father’s kingdom.  And my spirit shall be upon …