THE TOWER OF BECKEL

“Now the whole earth had one lunatic with a few words. And as other men illegally migrated into the west, they found a Job in the land of Shiny Stuff…

Insanity Sunday: Glenn Beck Explains Satan And Lucifer For Third Graders

“I’m hoping the guy with horns doesn’t actually show up, but he could.” . . . And monkeys in jumpsuits might fly out your butt, too, Glenn.

BLAME OBAMA?

Repent! It smells like the end has got to be near 💩

News Actress Gretchen Carlson Wears Fancy Pants

Not only is the president not throwing a tantrum, the president is also not dressing up in Palin-esque chest waders over a haz-mat suit, but is, according to news actress Gretchen Carlson, wearing “fancy pants.”

The Shores Of Paradise

In a well-neigh limitless universe, the mortal races of our planet, Urantia, stand as the representatives of the lowest order of intelligent and personal creation. And it is a solemn and supernal fact that such lowly and material creatures are “the sons of God,” faith children of the Highest Deity in the universe.

The Supreme Adventure

The transcendent goal of the children of time is to find the eternal God, to comprehend his divine nature, and to recognize the Universal Father as he is in Paradise.

The Palin-McAint Ouija Board Bomb

Huff Po: At the rally on Friday, Sarah Palin proclaimed that the RepubliCon Party isn’t the party of no — “We’re the Party of Hell No!” She derided “this BS coming from the lame-stream media” about “us common-sense conservatives kinda incitin’ violence,” but added, “We know violence isn’t the answer.  When we take up our arms, we’re talkin’ about our …