MITT ME YET?

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Humanity marches on;
you can fight it—
or you can fight for it.
Change will come with or without you.

 

Sometimes You Just Have To Vent

“If Obama wins this election I will shut down my company and go on every government assistance program I can find!”

Red RoveR, Red RoveR, Send More Money Right Over

Surprisingly, War criminal and death row inmate, Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove looks good in prison jumpsuit orange.

Monster Mash-up

You’ve probably seen the 1934 “surgeon’s photo” of the “Lock Ness Monster. But have you realllly seen it?

The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.

Don’t Sprays Me, Bro (Update)

Dozens of kittens who had peacefully gathered on a UC Davis sidewalk were assaulted by the Campus police—Oh wait— those weren’t kittens…