CHRISTIAN MONOPOLY
When anyone hears God’s spirit speak within their human heart, inherent in that very experience is the fact that God simultaneously hears that person’s prayer.
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LOADED IN THE WHITE ZONE
Honestly? Appliantologists f’n freak me out. But if they want to celebrate life, more power to them.
GOP THANKSGIVING: WE GOT OURS, YOU GET YOURS
Yes. Yes. America. We got ours. Oh yeah, we got the bucks; the houses; the cars; the yachts; all the stuff; we GOT ours. But I’m not talking about the stuff. No.No. I’m talking about ideas. We got ours; we got the ideology. It’s Pure. It’s Conservative. It’s Obstreperous. It’s Precious, America.
Real Bad Men Wear Stripes (Updated)
Seantor David Vitter’s “compassion” for this victim of rape lasted nearly 30 seconds, when he started talking over her; it was 64 seconds before he scapegoated President Obama; and a full minute and 12 seconds before he tucked his prehensile appendage between his legs and slithered toward the door.
When Bigshots Get Religion
Michael Moore says he’s come to believe “that capitalism is opposite everything that Jesus (and Moses and Mohammed and Buddha) taught.” He says that “all the great religions are clear about one thing: It is evil to take the majority of the pie and leave what’s left for everyone to fight over.”
Freedom Fishing
Last night at dusk, we walked out along the fishing pier at OB. That’s Ocean Beach. The pier has been here since 1966, and ambles concretely 1,971 feet out into the ocean; some think it may be the longest concrete pier in the world. It also “T”s at its end, which adds 360 feet to the south, and 193 …
Baby Hitler’s Death Panel
It’s late 1889— baby Adolf stares blankly into the lens of his father’s primitive camera, who is oblivious to the fact that little Adolf’s tiny amygdalae are already busy birthing a global nightmare.
