Fred is on Shrooms

Fred is all a sudden so much less gay and so much cooler.

Everything Is Holy Now

This morning, outside I stood
And saw a little red-winged bird
Shining like a burning bush
Singing like a scripture verse
It made me want to bow my head
I remember when church let out
How things have changed since then
Everything is holy now

Seen Cheesus?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvjGIkl2yDY[/youtube] What’s the big deal?  He said he was everywhere. If Cheesus shows up in the last cheeto, it still won’t make me not eat him. Just sayin’. (H/T Huffington)

Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood

Mister Jindal says, “Never throw a shoe at Mardi Gras.” NAWLINS — It’s a wonderful day in Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood, because, well, because Mister Jindal says so.  But it seems some naughty boys and girls brought their personal firearms to the Mardi Gras parade, and shot some innocent boys and girls in the face, and a few other places. But. …

“O” Yeah.

Colorful surfboards grace the niches of the Obama Oval office; VP Biden, President Obama in Aloha shirt, some dude in a tie, Rahm in a jacket tie thing, and another guy in bizz drag. WASHINGTON — When eyebrows went up over Barack Obama‘s redecoration of the oval office with hand-painted surfboards, his senior adviser, David Axelrod, said: “He’s from Hawaii, okay?” …

I Solemnly Swear. . .

WASHINGTON — Everything was going swimmingly.  Joe the Biden had been sworn in, and then the lovely Dianne Feinstein introduced Chief Justice of the United Staes, John D. Roberts.  Now, you’d think a guy like Roberts, who’s had a couple a whacky seizures would realize the serviceability of a back-up plan— at all times.  Especially when you were going to …

Four Hundred Ten Children Are Dead

Jerusalem — Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert declared a unilateral cease-fire in Gaza, saying, “Hamas has been dealt a very serious blow.  We can say that the conditions have been brought about that enable us to say that the aims that we laid down for the operation have been completely achieved.” “If foes decide to continue to fight against us, …